Mezz

Mezz

55 years old
Female
Location
Cotswolds
United Kingdom
Current Status
Another week away from the bill-paying job and no plans as yet. Might actually write something.
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  • Are you a published writer? Self-pub or conventional?
    None as yet but self-publishing looks most likely
    What genre do you write in? Humour, Thriller, Chick-lit, Romance, Science fiction, Dystopian. etc?
    Humour
    Who are your favourite authors, your favourite books?
    Alan Bennett
    Do you view yourself as a writer who could do with some help, or do you desire to help others?
    Both
    Anything else you'd like to add?
    Not published but need help on how to get this stuff out of my head and recorded for posterity

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    Mezz
    Mezz commented on Sandra's picture.
    Lovely pic. Thanks for sharing the history of it.
    2 days ago
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    Mezz
    Mezz Another week away from the bill-paying job and no plans as yet. Might actually write something.
    6 days ago
    • Stovers
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      Stovers We're counting on it, Mezz. Enjoy the break! :-)
      5 days ago
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    Mezz Overheard on the bus today after a delay due to a fatal accident on the road in front with no suitable diversions. "Well that's just wasted an hour of my time. Thank you!" ME: (Tapping Lady on the shoulder) "I don't know if you noticed but the occupants of that grey car no longer have the luxury of an hour on Earth, let alone one to waste. Have some 'effing' respect you moron." One full double decker bus - one silent onward journey. Note to self: You stopped using public transport for a reason; The fact the public are on it.
    10 days ago
    • Sandra
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      Sandra Well done.
      10 days ago
    • Stovers
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      Stovers More power to you, Mezz.
      10 days ago
    • SecretSpi
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      SecretSpi "lady" is probably the loosest of descriptions. Unbelievable!
      9 days ago
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    "Mezz" commented on Giselle's Blog "Practice".
    Thanks for the insight into your life and your sport, Giselle. Loving the ringside etiquette.
    10 days ago
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    Mezz Second snippet of the bill paying job. MAN: I need to change this shirt, I'm way too big. ME: I can see that. I'm waiting for my boss to tell me this isn't what she meant by being more personal. Little pleasures.
    17 days ago
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      Mezz Stovers, I am known for being immune to soft soap and sob stories. Whisks, Undies are not returnable, especially if they're still warm haha x
      17 days ago
    • Stovers
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      Stovers Man may have been on charm offensive. Probably bought the thing two years ago and was attempting to deflect attention away from the date on the receipt. Well, it's possible, ain't it?
      17 days ago
    • Whisks
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      Whisks As long as he wasn't returning boxers, eh.
      17 days ago
    • Mezz
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      Mezz Stovers, I am known for being immune to soft soap and sob stories. Whisks, Undies are not returnable, especially if they're still warm haha x
      17 days ago
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    "Mezz" commented on Stovers's Blog "Calling all bloggers".
    Stovers, I think the 'dinner party and not a community' statement is a bit off to one side. We ARE a community, albeit a small one. As a community we need to beware of becoming insular. I do understand you want to create more for the site to keep it ...
    19 days ago
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    Mezz A snippet of me at the bill paying job after being told to ineract more and make each customer's experience a more personal one. Woman: "My Mother bought this for my birthday and I want to return it." Me: "I don't blame you, That colour's horrible." Woman: "I just need a different size." Interaction over.
    23 days ago
    • Newbie
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      Newbie Oops... ;-)
      23 days ago
    • Jill
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      Jill I bet your own colour was blush!
      23 days ago
    • Whisks
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      Whisks How funny!
      23 days ago
    • Kate
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      Kate Oh no! Classic.
      23 days ago
    • BellaM
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      BellaM That's a cracker!
      23 days ago
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    "Mezz" commented on Whisks's Blog "Bare Girls".
    Whisks, You are an amazingly good person. Practical, resourceful and not afraid to do things your way. Lucky hens I say. Looking forward to reading their settling in and progress stories.
    23 days ago
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    "Mezz" commented on TheWeyMan's Blog "Prompt Word Flash Fiction - Twitter".
    I am on Twitter but not keen on the format. Chris Fielden has great anthologies to write for. I wonder if joining in with the online word games makes it 'public' and, therefore, not able to be used in other competitions. I only write for fun so I ...
    23 days ago
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    Newbie
    "Newbie" commented on Mezz's Blog "Clearing the cupboards".
    1973???? Still chuckling, Mezz. x
    25 days ago
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    Jenni
    "Jenni" commented on Mezz's Blog "Clearing the cupboards".
    "Mind your eye with that spoon". HA! Love it.
    26 days ago
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    Mezz
    Mezz Proof that my lovely Mum is a kinder soul than I. We were having our weekly drive to somewhere when a big, fat pigeon flew straight into us. My Mum; "OH! The poor thing." Me; "That's my fu**ing windscreen you arsehole!"
    26 days ago
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      Giselle Kinder, maybe. But you're funnier. ;-)
      26 days ago
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    Mezz
    Mezz When your dreams don't come true, write them anyway. Someone will smile at the memories that were created along the way.
    29 days ago
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    Mezz
    Mezz When your dreams don't come true, write them anyway. Someone will smile at the memories created along the way.
    29 days ago
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    BellaM
    BellaM commented on Mezz's picture.
    I see no soft centres ;-)
    1 month ago

About

Missed many golden opportunities due to low self-esteem and life choices.
Now I don't give a monkey's and am happy to inflict my literary nonsense on all and sundry. You have been warned.

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  • Kate
    by Kate 2 months ago
    If it is Mezz. Happy birthday.
  • Jill
    by Jill 2 months ago
    Mezz ~ birthday? Yes/No? Whatever, have a great day. :)
  • Kate
    by Kate 4 months ago
    Thanks Mezz. It's in the Whipers and Glances group on the cloud. Athelstone may let you in for a read if you ask. :)
  • BellaM
    by BellaM 4 months ago
    Your comp entry character seemed to share the opinion of mine. Enjoyed it.
  • Mezz
    by Mezz 5 months ago
    I thought so too, Jill. Funny old Word place haha x
  • Jill
    by Jill 5 months ago
    Honoured to accept friend request, Mezz!! But I thought we already were. :)x
  • Grumpy
    by Grumpy 5 months ago
    Hee Hee, Bloody cheek, what ya doing!
  • Jill
    by Jill 5 months ago
    Sending love and hugs, Mezz. Jxx
  • Old Fat Prop
    by Old Fat Prop 5 months ago
    Your entry will be missed.

    We are aware you're down a bit this month so no pressure. Nobody wants you to feel bad for doing the comp.

    If you want to send one to me via PM I will include it.

    Or even write one and not send it. I write stuff often just to make sense of things as it seems I write better than I dwell when it comes to making sense of things or gaining a reasoned perspective.

    If you change you mind, we are open all night.

    Best
  • Jill
    by Jill 6 months ago
    Thank you for your concern, Mezz. Doctor's visit reassurring in one way or another, although she couldn't recommend much more than I'm already doing to try to strengthen immune system against these wretched viruses. She said 2017 was a very bad year for them and jetting off several times was probably the reason I became prey to a few! I suspected as much, as planes are notoriously unhealthy places!! However, she has arranged for a blood test as a precautionary measure to see if anything underlying.

    Hope your day will go well. Strong gusts of wind have woken me up, so I'm going to have a cuppa and hopefully return to sweet dreams. :) x